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Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuck
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I want a nice body, but then like… food.
*listening to call me maybe*
me: SO CALL ME MAYBE-
two dudes knees accidentally touch
Dude 1: My bad.
Dude 2: SUS! NIGGA I AIN'T GAY. I AIN'T BOUT THAT HOMO LIFE SON. I LOVE PUSSY YOU FEEL ME. FALL BACK. YOU GAY AS FUCK MY NIGGA. FORREAL.