June 2011
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gomeztastic:
and never get bored again!
i bet faceboook didn’t think of this
I was leaning way too close to the computer.
Way too close.
I LOVE THIS.
The difference between me and her ? I can make him...
the-absolute-funniest:
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Expectations and Reality.
the-absolute-funniest:
Trying to lick your lips.
Expecation
Reality
Giving your crush a sexy look:
Expecation
Reality
Walking through a club:
Expectation
Reality
When you run into your ex:
Expectation
Reality
Dancing:
Expectation
Reality
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when i'm on facebook ..
the-absolute-funniest:
seeing status wars:
see a picture of your crush looking adorable:
some bitch writes on his wall:
see he’s dating this bitch:
annoying skank tries to start shit with you over inbox:
horny pedo adds you up:
ugly and uglier are listed as in a relationship:
LaYdeEe.BabyKiss//Bi3berCull3nJonAs* adds you:
scrolling through newsfeed like:
then go on tumblr like:...
Everyone is just so attractive
the-absolute-funniest:
And I’m just sitting like
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WOW..
the-absolute-funniest:
You’ve seen the stripper bunny—
now prepare yourself for the stripper CHICKEN.
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"WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY..... nevermind found it...
the-absolute-funniest:
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My parents think I'm addicted to facebook..
the-absolute-funniest:
they CLEARLY do not know of the existence of tumblr
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When your friends try to show you something funny...
the-absolute-funniest:
“Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.”
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When you realize you're going to be home alone:
the-absolute-funniest:
Oh yeah, I’mma free bitch!
You hear the slightest noise
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Going to the bathroom at night
the-absolute-funniest:
Normal people
Me
Then going back inside my room
Normal people
“Success”
Me
“Ohfck its gonna get me! Run btch run!!”
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When I lose my parents in the grocery store:
the-absolute-funniest:
When I was 10
Now
I just awkwardly walk around,trying not to look worried.And like pull out my phone or something
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I wish Tumblr was like connected to our closets...
the-absolute-funniest:
And the band members we like can go straight to our beds.
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When someone you don't like attempts to sit next...
the-absolute-funniest:
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When you cheat on your diet
honeyxdanger:
and someone catches you.
“Yes.. this is within my calories for the day”
ME IN THE CLASS
jennathefish:
I always talk like
I can’t help but to sing like
I spazz around like
I creep on my friends like
I do weird faces like
And when teachers ask me a question and everyone looks at me expecting me to do/say something a little less/more weird/annoying or something.
true story, the conclusion of this post : i’m an absolute wanker
the difference between "normal girls" and me:
livinglifewithsubtitles:
normal girls:
me:
A simple smiley face can change everything
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My hypothetical dick, ofcourse(;
My grandma just walked in and said 'what are you...
gravity-dontmeantoomuchtome:
It was a gif of James Mcavoy…
GOD I WISH!
When you're listening to music in public:
sky-is-your-limit:
gravity-dontmeantoomuchtome:
When you’re listening to music with your friends:
When you’re listening to music by yourself:
i always do the closer to the edge spin when i’m home alone.
