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Omg. Bae. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
#Giraffe #CostcoHasEverything

Omg. Bae. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
#Giraffe #CostcoHasEverything




This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

no its becky

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, donโ€™t do marijuana. Itโ€™s the most dangerous drug out there. Please donโ€™t wind up like Becky.

pretty sure thatโ€™s Taylor Swift

no its becky

cyberqueer:

enemaroberts:

um I have left my bathroom door open while showering multiple times and my dad hasnโ€™t tried to fuck me yet, why does porn lie to me like this

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14/10. And I didn’t even read. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ“–
#YAAAAASSSSSS #EnglishLife

14/10. And I didn’t even read. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ“–
#YAAAAASSSSSS #EnglishLife

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