I'm sarcastic and I like sleeping. That's all you need to know for now.

 

Daniel parties hard.🙌

Daniel parties hard.🙌

Cy and I have a USC game to look forward to. 
💪🏈🙌

Cy and I have a USC game to look forward to.
💪🏈🙌

stability:

alittlehartosexual:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is pure sexism in everyday society.

Casual observation that it’s mostly girls drooling over guys and then calling the girls whores

(Source: harmaleizer)

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

(Source: owmeex)

notdannyphantom:

Dude, as a kid, i used to be  like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

love-and-bdsm:

asriels:

it genuinely baffles me that men don’t want women in positions of power because “they’re slaves to their hormones/emotions” and yet one of the first lines of defence when it comes to rape cases tends to be “it’s hardly his fault look at what she was wearing how could we expect him to control himself

Gee, it’s almost as if misogyny isn’t based in logic.