I'm sarcastic and I like sleeping. That's all you need to know for now.

 

Olive Garden with the bae.♡😍💏 (at Olive Garden)

Olive Garden with the bae.♡😍💏 (at Olive Garden)

badveganwolf:

imran-suleiman:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

"and all of a sudden you feel very small" damn right

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

urls-like-this:

darrynek:

i-hate-urls-like-this

excuse u

(HAHAHAHA YOU SAID YOU “HATE URLS-LIKE-THIS”

SO I MADE A BLOG WITH THAT URL

AND ACTED OFFENDED.

I AM THE NEXT DANE COOK WATCH OUT AMERICA)

(Source: panerasexual)

mudblood-mermaid:

kuavai:

sphvere:

toxic-ponies:

vipeur:

kaltehand:

vilicity:

vilicity:

Posted this before but I’m gonna repost it goddammit

I forgot about this.

omg..

wow.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE EVER WHO WROTE THIS

Fuck

WOW

WTF WOW

mudblood-mermaid:

kuavai:

sphvere:

toxic-ponies:

vipeur:

kaltehand:

vilicity:

vilicity:

Posted this before but I’m gonna repost it goddammit

I forgot about this.

omg..

wow.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE EVER WHO WROTE THIS

Fuck

WOW

WTF WOW